May72012

A Discussion about Outkast

  • Me: Do you know who Andre 3000 is?
  • Revy: Yeah, some kind of robot?
April152012

Hunchback of Notre Dame

  • Revy: Frollo has to be one of the biggest dicks of the Disney Villains. I mean, shit man. Stop being such a pervy asshole.
March252012
“So this is what I understand about Brave so far…Girl is a princess. Girl doesn’t want to be a princess, so she goes and fights a bear instead.” Re: Brave; he doesn’t like to watch too many trailers so it doesn’t spoil the movies.
March122012

Random buttons in Mass Effect 3

  • Me: Look at that, he's just pressing random buttons.
  • Revy: No he's not, he knows what he's doing. He's not Mission Spacing it.
February272012
“Revy: Wait, Elizabeth Taylor died?
Me: ………..yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess.” Watching the In Memoriam tribute, Oscars 2012
January12012

He finally gets it.

  • Me: My mom said that they were going to be there around 7:00PM.
  • Revy: Is that regular time, or Puerto Rican time?
December162011
“When they kiss, it’s probably like playing Tetris.” regarding a passing couple that both had bad teeth
November182011
“I killed a bear. First, he got a head shot. Then he got an ass shot. He died after the ass shot.” after playing Sky Rim
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